memo from Doctor Kills Everyone (not as interesting as it sounds)

Today was repeatedly infuriating.
Not in a terrible way, just little stuff. Like both printers going on the fritz at once while multiple phone lines were ringing and number one boss was sitting around telling me stuff we need to work on.

Note to self: change supervillain name to Doctor Kills Everybody. No one would suspect it was me, because "kills everybody" is so never part of my evil plans. Telepathically enslave everybody, perhaps. Secretly foment everybody in a direction of my evil choosing, absolutely. But I like the image of me hunched over my keyboard like some harried brunette Quasimodo going "mumble mumble teach you to mess with Doctor Kills Everybody little bitches."

Didn't see Mom this Easter or call her back Thursday like I said I would. Instead Dave's mom was out of town and he and I spent the weekend at her place. So my weekend was good. Two wake'n'bakes in one day good to be precise.

Finished Ill Met By Moonlight and it was tres awesome. Not as supremely marvelous as it would have been if I hadn't read By Slanderous Tongues first and had all the plot points spoiled for me flashback-style, to be sure. But still very very good.

Feel like I'm forgetting something I should be writing about. But this is possibly just because I've got several things that absolutely positively have to be done before I leave the office toda. And all of them are stupid and unnecessarily difficult because of things I have to deal with the public embarassment of even though they were in no way under my control.

I dunno what to make of me. I've been feeling all kinds of unaccustomed emotions lately. Not just major ones, I mean like getting annoyed at people and things whose foibles I would ordinarily have barely noticed. Doctor Kills Everyone does not have time for such foolishness.