"No, really! I *can* do magic!"

Lookit the nice roasty photo Payne made for me. He has a thread where he does mock portraits of all the regulars and this is latest entry.
:D Nice thing about a good webfight is it gets you notoriety. Few more efficient ways to establish oneself in a group mind, no?

Plus consider this. I have found a forum where I get to be the laid-back hippie whom nobody takes very seriously. Which is damn hard to do on the internet when you are polite, capable of occasional logic and have good grammar. I had despaired of finding such a thing! How better to restrain one's innate pomposity!